A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.

That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

“Where’s Henry”? the others asked.

“Henry got injured. He’s a couple of miles back up the trail”, the successful hunter replied.

“You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back”? they inquired.

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“A tough call”, nodded the hunter. “But I figure no one’s going to steal Henry”!

Little Johnny learns to spell the word “Elephant”

Teacher: “Little Johnny, how do you spell “elephant”?”

Little Johnny: “E-L-E-F-A-N-T”

Teacher: “No Johnny, that is incorrect.”

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Johnny: “Maybe it is wrong Miss but you asked how I spell it.”