A social media marketer lost his job and went to work on a farm.
He worked hard, but had one weird quirk: every morning, he would do a belly flop into the hog trough! After a few days, the farmer had enough.
“You city folks sure are strange,’ the farmer said. ‘Why are you always floppin’ headfirst into the pig slop?”
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“Sorry, force of habit,’ the social media marketer replied. ‘I’m trying to make an impression in your feed.”
There’s a blond and a brunette in a car.
There’s a blond and a brunette in a car.
The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat.
They’re going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don’t work.
The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don’t work and that they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop.
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The blonde then replies, “Don’t worry! There’s a stop sign ahead.”
