An old married couple is at a concert one Friday night.
The woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
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The husband tells her, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on a ship.
3 women are on a ship that’s run out of fuel
There’s an island in the distance so the brunette decides to make a swim for it. She swims 100 meters but drowns.
The redhead decides to have a go. She swims 500 meters but drowns.
The blonde has no choice.
She gets in the water, swims 1 mile, and gets within 100 meters of the island.
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She cries “I’m too tired, I can’t make it.” And swims back to the ship.
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