A man complains to his wife about not having anyone to play golf with.
His wife said, “Well what about your friend Clyde?”
The man replied, “Would you want to play with someone who cheats on his score and moves the ball when you aren’t looking?”
“No, I guess not,” replied his wife.
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The man said, “Neither would Clyde.”
The Husband and wife had a blazing row
The Husband and wife had a blazing row!
The hubby stopped talking to his wife.
The wife said,
“I will count to 10. If you don’t start talking to me by then, I am going to my mother’s house!”
She started counting from 1 to 8 and stopped.
The impatient husband said,
“Why did you stop? Complete the count and go!”
The wife replied,
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“See, you surrendered and started talking to me. Otherwise, I would have left! Now, I forgive you!”
