As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point, she said, “Mommy, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, “Mommy gonna eat your fingers!” pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, “What’s wrong honey?”
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“Mommy, where’s my booger?”
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit.
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn, she rolled the dice and landed on “Science & Nature”.
Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
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She thought for a time, and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
