A British trawler is sailing off the coast of Germany when suddenly the ship starts taking in water.
The ship is sinking fast and the captain immediately gets on the radio to contact the German coast guard.
“Help!” he exclaims, “We’re sinking! We’re sinking!”
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A hesitant voice comes from the radio. “Um…v-vot are you sinking about?”
A couple is asleep when their doorbell rings at 3 am.
A couple is asleep when their doorbell rings at 3 am.
The wife shakes the husband and says “Honey, there’s someone at the door.”
The husband, irritated gets up and opens the door to an obviously drunk man.
“Can I help you?”
“Could you give me a push?” asks the drunk man.
“Hell no, and besides you are drunk” and slams the door shut.
As he gets back into bed, his wife begins to lecture him.”Don’t you remember when we were stranded on the side of the road and people stopped to help us? You should go outside and help the poor man.”
Realizing this, the husband gets dressed and heads to the door. Opening it, he realizes the man has left and yells out, “Do you still need a push?”
In the distance, he hears a reply, “Yes Please.”
“Where are you?” to which he hears,
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“Over here on the swing set.”
