Johnny was riding his bicycle, and he sees his mom on the porch.

Johnny was riding his bicycle, and he sees his mom on the porch.

He releases the handle and yells to his mom, “Look Mom, no hands!”

His mom replies, “Be careful, honey.”

Then he releases his legs from the pedals and says, “Look Mom, no legs!”

His mom replies more sternly, “Be careful, honey.”

Johnny then abruptly falls, to the dismay of his mom.

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Johnny slowly gets back up and says, “Look Mom, no teeth!”

Little Mary talking to Little Johnny

Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.

Little Johnny: That’s mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning.

Little Mary: But, what I found was two ten-cent coins!

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Little Johnny: That’s it. I heard it break when it hit the ground.