In a store, a blonde notices a shiny object on a shelf and asks the clerk about it.
The clerk tells her it’s a thermos and explains that it can keep hot things hot and cold things cold.
The blonde decides to buy it and proudly shows it off to her boss the next day at work. “I just got this yesterday, isn’t it wonderful! It’s a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!”
The boss asks, “And what do you have in it?”
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The blonde replies, “Some coffee and a popsicle.”
A freshman asked a pretty junior for a dance
A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming.
She gave him the once-over and said, “Sorry, I won’t dance with a child.”
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“Please forgive me,” responded the underclassman. “I didn’t realize you were pregnant.”
