A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car.
“They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!” he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
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“Never mind,” he said with a hiccup, “I got in the back seat by mistake.”
A boss tells jokes to all staff.
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.
Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
“What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?”
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“I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving Friday.”
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