Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school.
He had his first family planning lesson at school.
His mother is very interested and asks, “…How did it go?”
“I died of shame”, he replies.
Annie from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Timmy in my class says you can buy babies from the hospital.
His mother answers laughingly…
“But that’s no reason to be ashamed?”
“No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and Daddy had to make me yourselves!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
L.Johnny Walks Into School One Day
One day, little Johnny walks into school to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
The entire class says, “Hello, Mrs. Prussy.”
A few days later, the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and then says to the teacher,
“I remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
“That’s right!” she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds, Little Johnny says,
“Mrs. Crunt?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
