A man was on a business trip to China and wanted to buy gifts for his children.
He walked into a store and found a nice-looking CD player.
Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, ‘What happens if this doesn’t work?’
The shopkeeper quietly points to the only English sign that reads, ‘GUARANTEE NO SPOILED’.
Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel.
He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel, but it wouldn’t even switch on.
He quickly returned to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit.
When the shopkeeper refuses to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of the guarantee.
The shopkeeper then said, ‘Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.’
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A Chinese man comes to Los Angeles for a holiday
A Chinese man comes to Los Angeles for a vacation.
He arrives at LAX and gets a cab to take him to his hotel.
On the way, he sees a few buses and says to the taxi driver: “The buses here are so noisy and really slow… In China, the buses are very fast!”
The taxi driver says nothing.
Later, the Chinese tourist sees a marine with a few boats sailing by.
The driver kept silent and drove.
He comments again to the driver: “The boats here are so slow… in China, the boats are very fast!”
The driver said nothing and drove.
When they get to the hotel, the Chinese tourist gets out of the taxi and asks for the meter reading.
The driver calmly tells him the price and the man is startled.
“Are you kidding?” he yells, “Your buses are so slow, the boats are so slow. If everything else here is so slow then how come the meter of your taxi is so fast?!?”
The driver gives him a smile and says: “It’s made in China.”
LOL!!
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