A retiring farmer was getting rid of his farm animals because he needed to clear out his produce.
To do this, he went to all the houses in the town where he lived, offering them either a horse or a chicken.
He continued this way until the end of the street. To the house where the man was the boss, he gave a horse, and to the household where the woman was the boss, he gave a chicken.
To determine who the boss was between the man and the woman, the farmer devised a strange tactic.
When he arrived, he saw a couple outside attending to their garden. The farmer approached them and asked them who was the boss among them. The man quickly replied that he was.
The farmer then proceeded and told the man that he had a black horse and a brown horse and asked him which of the horses he would like to have.
After thinking about the question for a while, the man told the farmer that he would like to have the black one. Immediately he said his wife cut in and said: “No, no, no, get the brown one,” asking her husband to choose the other horse.
Hearing what the man’s wife had just said, the farmer quickly handed her the chicken and went on his way. That was a great tactic by the farmer. He sure knew who the real boss was.
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A farmer who had a herd of pigs.
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?”
“Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?”
“Because I’m from the Animals Protection Association and I think you shouldn’t feed them the way you should, they shouldn’t eat waste.”
Then he fined the farmer.
A few days later, another person arrived and asked the same question.
The farmer replied, “Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak… why?
“Because I’m from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat.”
And he fined the farmer.
Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question.
The hesitant farmer answered after a thoughtful few minutes: “Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want.”
LOL!!
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