Judi tried to sell her old car.
She was having a hard time selling it because the car had 250,000 miles on the odometer.
One day, she told a friend she worked with at a salon about her problem.
Her friend told her, “There is a way to make it easier to sell, but…”
“That doesn’t matter,” replied Judi, “I really need to sell it.”
“Alright,” said Judi’s friend.
“Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop.
Tell him I sent you and he’ll turn the odometer in your car back to 50,000 miles.
So selling it shouldn’t be a problem anymore. ”
The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic.
Two weeks later the friend asked Judi: “Did you sell it?”
“No,” replied Judi, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
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A blonde was driving down a highway
A blonde was driving down a highway and suddenly a policeman sitting on the roadside turns on him flashing red lights.
The blonde saw the red lights pull over to the side of the road and waits for the cop.
When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, “Lady, you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone.”
The blonde says, “No I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”
To this, the cop snaps back, “Lady, look… that was a highway number sign, this is Highway 43, and you’re going 43 miles an hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone.”
The blonde repeats her story again claiming she was not speeding.
The cop scratches his head and returns to his car to ask his bald partner what he should do.
After telling the story to his bald partner, his partner says, “Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we’ll never catch her.”
LOL!!
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