Will and Bill were quarreling about whose father was the stronger.
Will said,’ Well, you know the Pacific Ocean?
My father’s the one who dug the hole for it.’ Bill wasn’t impressed, ‘ Well, that’s nothing.
Do you know the Dead Sea?
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My father’s the one who k..il…l…ed it!
A group of police officers is in a bank.
At the scene of a bank raid, the police officer came running up to his inspector and said,
“He got away, sir!” The inspector was furious.
“But I told you to put a man on all the exits!” he roared.
“How could he have got away?”
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“He left by one of the entrances, sir!”
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