At the scene of a bank raid, the police officer came running up to his inspector and said,
“He got away, sir!” The inspector was furious.
“But I told you to put a man on all the exits!” he roared.
“How could he have got away?”
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“He left by one of the entrances, sir!”
Little Johnny asks his mom.
It’s Christmas morning and after all the gifts are unwrapped Little Johnny asks the following question, “Mother, where did all these pretty toys come from?”
Mother: “Johnny, Santa brought all of them.”
Johnny: “Did he bring everything? Did he bring the electric train, the baseball glove, and the bat? The ice skates…”
Mother: “Yes Johnny, Santa brought everything.”
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Johnny: “Well, then who buys all the things in the stores?”
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