Paddy and Mick see an expensive pair of crocodile shoes in a Dublin City shop one day, while out shopping.
Paddy says, “Look at the price of those shoes. I think we should get ourselves into that line of business.”
So they fly out to Africa, set up beside a notorious crocodile-infested lake, and go to work catching crocodiles.
They’ve caught a lot of crocodiles after a long, hard day’s work. But as the day came to an end, they were frustrated and angry.
Mick finally gives in, saying, “This isn’t working, we’ve catched 26 crocodiles today and not one of them is of any use to us!”
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“I know, I know,” replied Paddy. ” I don’t know what’s going on. I tell you what, we’ll catch one more croc and if it’s not wearing any shoes either, we’ll just go home.”
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons.
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.
They both said they wanted pancakes. As the pancakes were almost finished and the syrup was being heated in the microwave, the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother, who was also a Sunday School teacher, saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
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Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus.
