A crab and a lobster start dating.
Sadly, the crab and the lobster had to keep their relationship a secret as normally lobsters always looked down on low-class crabs.
But as they continued their relationship, they realized they wanted to marry and the girl lobster insisted that she needed to introduce her crab boyfriend to her family.
Wanting to impress her father, the crab started practicing how to walk forwards rather than side to side.
For weeks he practiced and while a little unsteady, he was able to walk straight ahead with only a small trip here or there.
On the day the lobster was going to introduce her boyfriend to her family, the father lobster looked out their window and saw the crab walking forward up to the house.
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The dad calls out that his daughters and said: “Your boyfriend is here, but he’s drunk”
Little Johnny asks his mom.
It’s Christmas morning and after all the gifts are unwrapped Little Johnny asks the following question, “Mother, where did all these pretty toys come from?”
Mother: “Johnny, Santa brought all of them.”
Johnny: “Did he bring everything? Did he bring the electric train, the baseball glove, and the bat? The ice skates…”
Mother: “Yes Johnny, Santa brought everything.”
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Johnny: “Well, then who buys all the things in the stores?”
