After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while.
As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab.
“Can you tell me the time, please?” asks a jogger.
“Yeah, it’s 4:30,” answers the trucker.
He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time.
“It’s 4:40!” yells the trucker.
Deciding to really try to sleep a little, he writes on a piece of paper: I DON’T KNOW THE TIME.
He sticks the paper in his windshield. But he has awoken again.
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‘It’s 5:25!” another jogger yells at him.
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A woman eating her soup alone at a local eatery.
Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind.
It was the guy in the booth behind her.
“Not so loud!” he said.
“What?” she questioned, as she took another spoonful of soup.
“I said not so loud!” he reply.
Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away from her bowl and started to try other food
“How was your day?” he asked.
“Pretty good,” responded Patty
“Did you pass the exam?” the next question.
“I don’t know, I didn’t get my grade yet,” replied a thoroughly bewildered Patty.
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“I’ll have to call you back when I’m out of here”, came the voice from behind once again, “some nut job is answering every question I ask you!”
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