A Piglet walks into a clothing store.
The clerk says to the rabbit ‘may I help you, sir?’
Piglet says ‘yes, I’d like a tossed salad with croutons, and ranch dressing on the side.’
Clerk looks bewildered and responds ‘uhhh, we don’t have salads here.’
Piglet says ‘oh really? Then make it a cheeseburger, with grilled onions and mayo.’
Clerk, a bit irritated, replies testily ‘sir, we don’t have cheeseburgers either.’
Piglet, now a bit frustrated, sighs and says ‘ok then, I’ll go straight to dessert – hot fudge sundae, hold the nuts.’
The clerk has reached the end of his patience and explodes – ‘we don’t have desserts! We don’t have sandwiches, or salads, or hors d’oeuvres, or steaks, or pizza or anything else to eat! This is not a restaurant, this is a clothing store! CAN’T YOU READ THE SIGN !?!?’
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‘Hey,’ says the Piglet, also exasperated – ‘if I could read I would have ASKED FOR A MENU !!!!‘
A dad picked up his son from school
Matt’s dad picked him up from school one afternoon.
Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part in the play.
Matt enthusiastically announced that: “I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.”
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“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”
