Teacher: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Johnny: “I want to follow in my father’s footsteps and be a policeman.”
Teacher: “I didn’t know your father was a policeman.”
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Johnny: “He isn’t. He’s a burglar.”
A Rich Wall Street trader visits a village
One day, a rich wall street trader visits a village
During his stay, he sees a young man sleeping every day and doing nothing outside his house. So he decides to persuade him to change his life and goes on to talk to him.
Trader: Hello young man, looks like you have nothing to do. I suggest you come with me to New York.
Man: What happens then?
Trader: I’ll make you a stock trader and you’ll earn lots of money.
Man: What happens then?
Trader: With that new wealth, you can buy a new house, a new car, a yacht, or anything you want.
Man: What happens then?
Trader: You don’t have to worry about your future and have a relaxing life.
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Man: What does it look like I am doing right now?
