Thomas goes to the zoo to feed the monkeys.
He throws a monkey a peanut, and the monkey picks it up, sticks it in his rear, pulls it out, and eats it.
Thomas goes, “YUK!”
He throws the monkey another peanut. The monkey picks it up,
sticks it in his rear, pulls it out, and eats it.
Thomas goes, “YUK!”
He goes to the zookeeper and says, “Man, that is one very
stupid monkey.”
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The zookeeper says, “No, that’s a very smart monkey. Last week, somebody threw him a big peach, and he ate it, and he
couldn’t pass the pit. So now he measures everything first.”
Two blondes are standing at a bus stop.
Two blondes are standing at a bus stop.
One asks the other:
“Which bus are you taking?”
“Number 1. And you?”
“Two.”
The bus with the number 12 is coming. One of them says to the other:
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“Look, we’re going together!”
