A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp.
“I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so he’s going to live with us just like one of the family.
He’ll eat at the same table as us. He’ll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife.”
“But what about the smell?” the friend asked.
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“Oh, he’ll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.”
Little Johnny farts in the classroom. His teacher throws him out.
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class and starts laughing
The principal walks by him and then asks:
“Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” Said the Johnny.
The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
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“Because they are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”
