One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye.
She claimed she heard a noise in her backyard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.
An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned 1-1/2 hours later with a black eye.
“Did you get hit by the same person?” his captain asked.
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“No,” he replied. “I stepped on the same rake.”
L. Billy and his Grandad go fishing.
L. Billy and his Grandad are searching for fishing worms to use as bait.
They are coming across many different insects but nothing suitable to use for bait until little Billy proudly holds up a long dangling insect.
Little Billy exclaims “I found some bait grandad”.
Grandad responds “sorry Billy we can’t use that. It is not an earthworm.”
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Little Billy replies “well what planet does it come from Grandad.”
