A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it is turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.
So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest.
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‘Oh, I really don’t care or mind,’ said the waiter with a smile. ‘We don’t have an air conditioner.’
Little Johnny left his mother’s broom on the back porch.
One afternoon L. Johnny was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch.
His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing.
She asked Johhny: “Where is my broom”
“It’s on the back porch, mom” he replied
“Please go get it”
“No mom, I am afraid of the dark”
His mother smiled and said ‘The Lord is out there too, don’t be afraid.
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L. Johnny opened the back door a little and said ‘Lord if you’re out there, hand me the broom’
