A man walks into a bar with a Giraffe
Sits down at a table and orders a round, of whiskey for himself and a double for the giraffe
This goes on for a few more rounds until the giraffe is all but passed out, laying across the table
The man stands up and starts to stagger to the exit.
The barman looks over and says “Hey – you can’t leave that lying there”
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The man says, “it’s not a Lion, it is a Giraffe”
A seven-year-old girl came home and told her mom
A seven-year-old girl came home and told her mom, “A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.”
“Oh no, honey. What happened?”
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“Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.”
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