Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, “Press bell for night watchman.”
She did and after a few minutes heard the guard coming down the stairs.
The men in uniform opened one door, then another turned off the alarm system, and finally went through the revolving door.
“Well,” he snarled, “what do you want?”
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“I just wanted to know why you can’t ring it yourself.”
I took my 7-year-old son to the zoo today…
I took my seven-year-old son to the zoo today.
We were walking around and soon he said, “Look, Dad! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!”
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.
“What did you just call it?” I asked.
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“It’s a frickin’ Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
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