Two guys in an insane asylum are up for parole.
The first guy goes to see the committee, and they ask him some questions.
Committee: “Who discovered America?”
Guy 1: “Christopher Columbus.”
Committee: “How long ago was that?”
Guy 1: “Around three hundred years.”
Committee: “Do aliens exist?”
Guy 1: “It’s possible, but there’s no proof.”
He goes back outside and says to the other insane guy, “It’s easy, you just answer “Christopher Columbus”, “Around three hundred years”, and “It’s possible, but there’s no proof”.
So the other guy goes in, and the questions begin.
Committee: “What’s your name?”
Guy 2: “Christopher Columbus.”
Committee (incredulously): “How old are you?”
Guy 2 (with conviction): “Around three hundred years.”
Committee: “Are you insane?”
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Guy 2: “It’s possible, but there’s no proof.”
Little Billy’s mom took him to the grocery store.
In the middle of the cereal aisle, little Billy yelled out “Mom I have to PEE!”
All the other women smirked and looked judgementally at Billy’s mom as her face turned red like a tomato. She pulled her son close.
“Listen little Billy, I never want you to say that again. Next time you need to use the toilet, just tell me you have to whisper.” She said in a soft voice.
Billy agrees, and life goes on.
That weekend Little Billy and his father take a rowboat out onto the lake and go fishing. Billy told his dad:
“hey dad, I need to whisper.”
To which the father replied:
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“Okay Little Billy, come over here and whisper in my ear.”
