Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin.
As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name.
They argued until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee.
“Before ordering, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are… very slowly?”
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, “Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing.”
LOL!!
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A Blonde By Any Other Name
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen, “I want that television.”
The salesman shook his head and said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes.
So she left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: “I’ll take that TV.”
Again the salesman said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes. ”
So she left again and came back with a hat, a fake nose and with her hair dyed black and said: “I want that TV.”
But the salesman still said, “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
Finally, the blonde got fed up and said: “That’s it! How do you always find out that I’m a blonde?!” she asked.
“Because it’s a microwave.” said the salesman
LOL!!
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