One day, the first-grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather building materials for his house.
She read, “…and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, “Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?”
The teacher paused and then asked the class, “And what do you think that man said?”
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “I think he said, ‘Holy Sh*t! A talking pig!’”
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
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A student wants to get her teacher fired.
Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class, “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”
No one raises their hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way.
“Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands up to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”
Mary stands up and blushes with anger.
“How dare you ask such a question?” She says. “I’m going to complain to my parents who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!”
The teacher is shocked by Mary’s reaction but fearless. She asks the class again, and this time Sam raises his hand.
Yes, Sam? “says Mrs. Sampson.” Ma’am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”
“Correctly, Sam. Thank you.”
Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, “Mary, I have three things to tell you. First, it is clear that you haven’t done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And, third, I’m afraid one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.”
LOL!!!
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