Little Mary is in a taxi with her mother

Little Mary is in a taxi with her mother

Little Mary girl was eating a bar of chocolate and soon after she finishes the first one she opens a second one.

The taxi driver trying to make some conversation says to the little girl:

Taxi driver: “Are you sure all that chocolate is healthy for you?”

Little Mary: “You know, my grandfather lived for 135 years”

The taxi driver was surprised: “Because he ate so much chocolate?”

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Little Mary: “No, because he was minding his own business”

A dad picked up his son from school

Matt’s dad picked him up from school one afternoon.

Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part in the play.

Matt enthusiastically announced that: “I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.”

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“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”