One evening, a drunk walks into a bar by chance and says to the bartender, “Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.”
So the bartender follows the man’s orders and says: “That will be $36.50 please.”
The drunk says he has no money, so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night, the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender.
Again the bartender follows the instructions and again the drunk says he has no money.
So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for everyone but the bartender.
“What, no drink for me?” replies the bartender.
“Oh, no. You get v-iolent when you drink.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, walks up to the bartender, and orders a beer.
The bartender looks at the drunk man and says, “I’m sorry sir, but I can’t serve you… You’ve already had too much to drink.”
The guy swears and walks out of the bar.
Five minutes later, the guy comes flying through the side door of the bar and yells for a beer.
Again the bartender says, “I’m sorry sir…but I can’t serve you…you’ve already had too much to drink!”
Ten minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-passing through the back door of the bar, and demands a beer.
Again, the bartender says to the man… “I’m really sorry, sir, but you’ve had too much to drink…you’re going to have to leave!”
The guy looks at the bartender questioningly and finally says, “My God, man… How many bars do you work at?!!!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
