I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman

I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

“Mr. Cook?”

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

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I said, “That’s not possible, my dog doesn’t have a bike.”

Little Johnny learns to spell the word “Elephant”

Teacher: “Little Johnny, how do you spell “elephant”?”

Little Johnny: “E-L-E-F-A-N-T”

Teacher: “No Johnny, that is incorrect.”

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Johnny: “Maybe it is wrong Miss but you asked how I spell it.”