A city slicker goes to visit his cousin who owns an apple orchard.
The cousin takes him out to show him the bountiful crop on the trees.
The city slicker sees all the apples and asks, “How many apples grow on trees?”
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His cousin smiles and says, “All of them.”
A brunette and a blonde see a dead bird
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. “Awww, look at the dead birdie,” she says sadly.
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The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, “Where? Where?”
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