On a recent flight I was on, this elderly woman kept peering out the window.
Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light.
Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.
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“I’m sorry to bother you,” she said, “but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time.”
Saving A Shirt
Saving A Shirt
MAN: Have you finished ironing my silk shirt?
BUTLER: Yes, sir.
MAN: Then please bring it here. I have to get dressed!
BUTLER: Sir, I was ironing and someone knocked on the door. I went to open it and when I came back I could smell something burning…
MAN: Don’t tell me you’ve burnt my shirt!
BUTLER: I… yes, I did.
MAN: Oh, no! Fortunately, I have another silk shirt in the cupboard.
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BUTLER: I know that, sir. That’s why I cut it up and patched up the one I burnt!
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