A waiter suddenly became ill and was rushed to the hospital.

A waiter suddenly became ill and was rushed to the hospital.

He was lying on the operating table in extreme pain when he saw an intern go by.

“Doctor, help me!” pleaded the waiter.

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“Sorry,” replied the intern. “That isn’t my table.”

Little Sally brought her report card home from school

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.

However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault.

She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.”

Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:

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“Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.”