A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch.
He gets out of the car and knocks on the door of a farm to ask for help.
He explains his situation to the farmer.
The farmer gets his horse and they walk to the crash scene.
The farmer then uses a rope to tie the horse to the car.
“Pull, Zoomer, pull” the farmer shouts, but the horse doesn’t move.
“Pull, Radar, pull” the farmer yells again, but again, the horse stands still.
“Pull, Dasher, pull,” the farmer yells, but the horse stands still.
Pull, Dusty, pull,” shouts the farmer, and the horse finally gets the car out with minimal effort.
The driver is stunned and asks the farmer, “Why do you call your horse different names?”
You see,” the farmer replies, “Dusty is blind.
“If he knew he was working by himself, he wouldn’t have pulled.”
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A Man Walks Into A Bar.
A man walks into a bar and as he walks towards the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.
As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in.
Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender.
The man walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, “I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass.”
The bartender thinks that this guy is crazy, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees.
The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins.
The man sprays beer all over the bar.
He doesn’t even touch the shot glass.
When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, “Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?”
The man answers, “Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar.”
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