I took my seven-year-old son to the zoo today.
We were walking around and soon he said, “Look, Dad! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!”
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.
“What did you just call it?” I asked.
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“It’s a frickin’ Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
A skinny lumberjack looking for work.
A skinny lumberjack shows up at a lumber camp looking for work.
He is told, “You don’t have what it takes. We’re looking for someone big and strong.”
The skinny lumberjack replies, “Give me a chance to show you what I can do.”
The boss replies, “Ok, see that giant tree over there, go cut it down.”
The skinny lumberjack cuts it down without breaking a sweat.
“Wow!” says the boss, “Where did you learn how to cut trees like that?”
“In the Sahara Forest.” the lumberjack replies.
“You mean the Sahara Desert?” says the boss.
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“Well sure, that’s what they call it now!” laughs the lumberjack.
