One day, the teacher decides to play an animal game.
She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is.
No one raises his/her hand.
The teacher says, “See its long neck? What animal has a long neck?”
Sally raises her hand and asks if it’s a giraffe.
“Very well, Sally,” the teacher replies.
Next, she holds up a picture of a zebra.
None of the students holds up his/her hands.
“Very good Billy,” the teacher replies.
“See the stripes on this animal? Which animal has stripes?
Billy raises his hand and says it’s a zebra.
“Very well, Billy,” the teacher replied.
Next, she holds up a picture of a deer.
None of the students recognized the animal.
“See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?”
Still, no one guesses.
“Let me give you another hint, it’s something your mother calls your father.”
Johnny shouts out, “I know what it is, it’s a horny b-astard.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Little Boy Asked Mother for Dad’s Baldness
One morning, a little boy was having breakfast and got to thinking about things.
“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He asked his mother.
“He thinks a lot,…” his mother replied, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness.
Or she was until a little boy thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair?”
