Walking along the street a family couple noticed a man and a cat with a sign: “TALKING CAT FOR SALE – ONLY $20.”
They came closer and the cat looked at them and said, “Please buy me. I am a very nice cat. I know how to use the bathroom. I can do the chores and mow the lawn. I am also an excellent cook! I even can make a cake when you have a birthday!”
The couple looked at each other shocked, and asked the seller, “Why on Earth would you sell such an incredible talking cat for $20?”
You know, the birthday cake he made for me had the d-e.a.d mouse on top. He is lying when he is saying he is a great cook. AND I HATE LIARS!
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Man Goes Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot.
One day, a man goes to a pet store to buy a parrot.
The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks him to choose one.
The man asks, “How much does the yellow cost?”
The assistant says, “$2000”.
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it is so expensive.
The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows to typewrite and can type really fast.”
“What about the green one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “He costs $5000 because he knows to typewrite and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
“What about the red one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “That one’s $10000.”
The man says, “What does HE do?”
The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
