A crusty old biker walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window, “I want to open a d-a.mn checking account.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, d-a.mn it. I said I want to open a d-a.mn checking account now!”
“I’m so sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.”
The bank teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.
The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that sort of language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old biker, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There’s no d-a.mn problem,” the man says. “I just won 50 million dollars in the d-a.mn lottery and I want to open a d-a.mn checking account in this d-a.mn bank!”
“I see,” says the manager, “And is this b-i.tch giving you a hard time?”
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An Old Man In Pawn Shop.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop with an old, weathered guitar.
“I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think it’s worth?” asks the old man.
The pawnbroker looks it up and down.
“Well I can tell right now that there’s a little warping in the neck, the lacquer is faded and there are scratches and dents all over it. It’s an old, well-played guitar but I don’t think it’s worth any more than twenty bucks.”
The old man reaches his hand out and says.
“Okay, if that’s what you think it’s worth, you have a deal!”
“Great!” Replies the pawnbroker, shaking his hand.
“Here’s twenty bucks.” Says the old man.
“I’ll buy it right now!”
The broker stops and suddenly looks confused.
“Wait, buy?” He asks.
“Yes!” Smiles the old man as he flips the guitar over.
“This one has a sticker price of $150, but now that I have your honest opinion I think twenty bucks is a great deal.”
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