An old woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane.
Unexpectedly, the plane from Melbourne was diverted to Sydney.
The flight attendant said there would be a delay and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everyone got off the plane except one old lady who was blind.
A man had noticed her as he passed and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her for the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, “Kathy, we’ve been in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?’
The old blind lady replied, “No thanks, but maybe Max would like to stretch his legs.”
Imagine this:
Everyone in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up to see the pilot getting off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.
People scattered.
They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
Moral Of The Story
THINGS AREN’T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A 70-year-old woman chose to remain overnight in a costly hotel
A 70-year-old woman decided to stay at an expensive hotel for her birthday.
The next morning, she was appalled when the desk clerk gave her a bill for $250.00. She wanted to know why the charge was too high.
“It’s a nice hotel, but the rooms certainly aren’t worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay! I didn’t even have breakfast,” she told the clerk.
The clerk clarified that $250.00 is the standard price. At that point, the older lady insisted on talking with the manager.
The manager introduced himself and explained that the hotel “has an Olympic size swimming pool and a huge conference center which are available for use.”
“But I didn’t use them,” the old woman said.
“Well, they’re there and you could have,” he replied.
The manager proceeded with that she could likewise have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous.
“We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here,” he said.
“But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” she said.
The manager replied, “Well, we have them and you could have them.”
Regardless of what facility he recommended, the older lady would just answer, “But I didn’t use it!”
The manager then replied with his standard reaction. After arguing with him for several minutes, she decided to pay.
The manager was shocked when she handed him the check. “But ma’am, this check is only $50.00,” he said.
“That’s right. I charged you $200.00 for s-l.eeping with me,” replied the old lady.
“But I didn’t!” the manager shouted.
“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have,” the old woman replied.
Don’t mess with Senior Citizens, they spent a lifetime learning the skills… !!!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
