One Sunday morning, a young man dressed walks tall through the doors of the local coffee shop.
He lazily sits down and looks the place up and down before raising his hand and summoning a waiter.
“I would like your FRESHEST coffee, none of the muddy stuff you probably usually make from yesterday’s leftovers.”
The waiter assured him that they make fresh coffee many times per day.
“I’ll believe it when I taste it.” Said the young man.
“I’m from New York and I know good coffee. There’s very little chance you’ve got good coffee here, so at least make a new batch for me,” and he shoos him away.
The waiter goes to the kitchen and comes back with a cup of steamy coffee.
The man tastes it and immediately makes a disgusted face.
“Just what I thought, that’s not FRESH. Come on, make me another one!”
The waiter goes back to the kitchen and indeed takes some time to return.
Upon his return, he is holding a steaming and aromatic coffee cup.
The waiter gives the gentleman the cup and he takes a sip … before spitting it out immediately.
He turns to the waiter and shouts, “This is way worse! This coffee tastes like mud!”
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the man and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”
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A drunken man walks into a coffee shop.
One day, a drunken man walks into a coffee shop.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“No sir. We don’t.” Said the coffee shop owner.
“So ok.” the drunk man said.
Then he leaves. He comes back 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he asks again.
“No sir. We don’t. I told you before.” Said the owner.
“Oh I am sorry.” said the drunken man as he waddles off.
He comes again 20 minutes later.
“Do you have ice coffee?”
“Sir, I told you before. We do not have any ice coffee.”
“Wow ok then. You don’t have to tell me twice!” exclaims the drunkard and leaves.
This time the owner decides to put coffee in a bucket of ice and wait.
Indeed, 20 minutes later, the drunkard returns again.
“Do you have ice coffee?” he inquires.
“Why yes sir, we do!” says the owner with a smile.
“Ugh, could you heat a cup for me then?”
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
