A fortune teller asks a woman:
“So, you came to know your husband’s future?”
“Actually not but tell me about his past, then I’ll decide about his future!”
Now that they are retired, man and his wife are discussing all aspects of their future.
“What will you do if I die before you do?” man asked his wife.
After some thought, she said that she’d probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.
Then wife asked husband, “What will you do if I die first?”
He replied, “Probably the same thing.”
Fortune Teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune teller’s tent.
Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
“Ah…..” said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball.
“I see you are the father of two children.”
“That’s what you think,” the man laughed.
“I’m the father of THREE children.”
The woman grinned and said,
“That’s what YOU think!”
