A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes that he has lost.
He reduces height and spots a man down below.
He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says, “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon hovering 30 feet above this field.”
“You must work in IT,” says the balloonist.
“Yes,” the man replies. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you’ve told me is technically correct, but It’s of no use to anyone.”
The man below replies, “You must work in management.”
“Yes,” the balloonist replies, “but how did you know that?”
“Well,” the man says, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going, but you expect me to be able to help you. You are in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Two friends go skydiving.
Two friends go skydiving.
This is the first solo jump for both of them.
The plane lifts off and the instructor gives them their last instructions: “When the light above the door turns green, you can jump.”
The first guy (who is a major stutterer) asks: “w-w-w-will the p-p-p-parach-ch-ute open o-o-on its o-o-o-own?”
The instructor says: “No sir, you have to pull the chord yourself. Just jump out, count to ten, and then pull the chord.”
The light turns green and the second guy jumps first.
After ten seconds he opens his parachute and lands safely in an open field next to a river.
After a few minutes, he hears a loud splash and he looks over to the river.
The first guy comes up and says: “N-n-ine.”
LOL!!
