Wife: “I’ve got you this bottle of hair tonic, darling.”
Husband: “But my hair isn’t falling out.”
Wife: “I know, but I want you to give it to your typist at the office; her hair is coming out rather badly.”
A man went to his doctor.
When the doctor entered the examining room, the man cried, “My hair is falling out! Can you give me something to keep it in?”
“Of course,” said the doctor reassuringly, and he handed the man a small box.
“Will this be big enough?”
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.
After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he placed the boy in the chair.
“I’m going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
When the boy’s haircut was completed and the man still hadn’t returned, the barber said, “Looks like your daddy’s forgotten all about you.”
“That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. “He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, ‘Come on, son, we’re gonna get a free haircut!'”
The other day
Man accompanied his wife when she went to the parlor for a haircut.
Reading a magazine in the reception area, he found an interesting article.
He asked the receptionist if he could take the magazine next door to make a photocopy.
“Leave some ID, a driver’s license or a credit card,” she said.
“But my Wife is here getting a haircut,” he explained.
“Yes, I know,” she replied. “But I need something you’ll come back for.”
