A woman buys a new corvette.
While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up.
She hits the 70 MPH speed limit and continues to accelerate
75MPH… 80MPH…
…and out of nowhere, a siren and the flashing lights of a patrol car come into view in her rear-view mirror.
Thinking that her new car could easily outrun the police, she continues to accelerate until she’s going well over 120MPH but the cop is still in pursuit.
Realizing how stupid she is being, she slows down and pulls over.
The cop pulls behind her, gets out, and storms over to the car.
The woman is so distraught and apologizes profusely and explains that she had just bought the car and made the dumbest mistake of her life.
Feeling pity, and it being at the end of his shift, the cop says that if the woman can make him laugh, he’ll let her go without reprimand.
Thinking for a moment, she responds: “Well, Sir, about a week ago, my husband left me for a Sheriff and I thought you were trying to bring him back!”
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A Man Walks Into a Car Dealership
A man walks into a car dealership.
A salesman greets him at the door and after some talking, they end up taking a car for a test drive.
“This car is so quiet, sir,” exclaims the salesman, “the ride is calm and relaxing”.
The man shakes his head, “No, I’m buying this car for my wife and I certainly wouldn’t describe her as the ‘quiet and calm’ type”.
The salesman quickly transfers his potential buyer to another car.
“So maybe that would be more her style!” This car is quick, sleek, and agile”.
The man sighs, “No, my wife is definitely not the ‘sleek’ type by any means.”
Frustrated, the salesman transfers the man to a third car, a sure winner.
“Well, sir, I know this car is very popular. Nearly every man who has been here having taken it for a test drive-“
“Sold!”
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
