Ben was a proud owner of two dogs named Commonsense and Trouble.
He loved them very much and always took them to the park in the evening to have fun and play around.
They did this every day.
One day, in particular, Ben switched things up and took only Trouble to the park.
While hanging with his friends and playing games with them, he quickly noticed that Trouble was nowhere to be found.
He began searching frantically for the animal, and a lady noticed him looking distressed.
She stopped him and said, “What are you looking for?”
He answered her and said he was looking for Trouble.
Confused by his answer, she asked him again and he replied in a louder voice that he was looking for Trouble.
Pissed off, the woman yelled at him, “where’s your commonsense?”
With a polite look, he replied, “at home.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Two Ladies Are Walking Their Dogs.
Two ladies are walking their dogs.
As they pass a department store, one lady says, “Let’s go in and do some shopping.”
The other lady says, “We can’t take our dogs in there.”
The first says, “Of course, we can. Follow me.”
She puts on her sunglasses and walks in.
The doorman stops and says, “You can’t bring that dog in here.”
She replies, “That’s my seeing-eye dog.”
The doorman says, “A Doberman seeing-eye dog?”
“Yes. He’s very smart and reliable.” And he lets her in.
The second lady puts on her sunglasses and walks in.
Again the doorman says she can’t bring her dog in.
“This is my seeing-eye dog.”
The doorman says, “A Chihuahua seeing-eye dog?”
She says, ” A CHIHUAHUA? THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA?”
LOL!!
