When little Johnny was in the fifth grade he looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s the problem, Johnny, I hope it’s not homework again”?
“Well, uh, yes it is”, replied Johnny. “I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane”.
“Johnny, you’re right that wasn’t a very bright thing to do”, said the teacher, “but this once I’ll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in”.
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“Oh, but that won’t work”, said Johnny, looking even sadder. “You see, the plane was hijacked”.
A teacher asked a student his parent’s names
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, “What are your parents’ names?”
The student replied, “My father’s name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling.”
The teacher said, “Are you kidding?”
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The student said, “No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking.”
