A man is walking through the country when he sees a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.”
Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out.
“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the horse.
“I’ve lived a full life,” the horse miraculously replies.
“I was born in The Andes, where I helped farm for an entire village. Years later, I joined the mounted police force in New York and helped keep the city clean and safe. Now, I spend my days volunteering for charities and giving free rides to underprivileged kids here in the country.”
The guy is flabbergasted.
He asks the horse’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of such an incredible animal?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that stuff!”
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A Man Buys a Horse
One day a man was driving past a farm when he noticed that a beautiful horse was standing in one of the fields.
Hoping to buy the horse, the man stopped and offered the farmer $500.
The farmer said, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The man said, “He’s so beautiful. Tell you what, I’ll give you $1,000 for him.”
The farmer repeated, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The man really wanted the horse now and increased his offer to $1,500.
The farmer said, “Well, he doesn’t look so good, but if you want him that much he’s yours.”
So the guy bought the horse and took him home.
The next day he returned to the farm and jumped crazy. He shouted at the farmer, “Hey, you cheated me! You sold me a blind horse!”
The farmer said calmly, “I told you he didn’t look too good, right?”
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