Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in Arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3?’ I said 6.
“But that’s right!”
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3 x 2?’
“What’s the f…k…….ng difference?” asks the father.
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“That’s what I said!”
A man wore Colonial clothing
A man wore Colonial clothing, guiding tourists through the historic district. Suddenly, he tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in the emergency room, a policeman
walked by.
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Doing a double-take at him in his 18th-century garb he asked, ‘Just how long have you been waiting?’
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